For The Love of Spam

5 years ago

One of the first things I do every morning is clean out my spam folder on my email accounts.  I just hate seeing that number go up and up.  And I'm always amazed at some of the absolutely IDIOTIC messages that these spammers think people will fall victim to.

I had one email this morning where the sender was Joseph Biden.  Really?  The vice-president is sending me an email about missing money?

Let's not forget all the emails from the FBI.  Like they wouldn't show up at my front door if they really wanted to talk to me?

And Viagra!!!  I realize my name is Jerri and that might confuse some people but...I"M A GIRL!!!

OMG!!  My Chase account is endangered!!  Oh...wait...I don't have and have never had a Chase account.  Make that Bank of America, Wells Fargo, and any other bank you can think of. 

Penis enlargement?  Please see the Viagra post above.  Again...I'M A GIRL!!!

Now add in the British National Lottery, the Nigerian lottery, etc., etc., etc.  ARGH!!!!!!

That's why it's one of the first things I do.  What better way to start the day than to take out the trash?

And those are my random thoughts this morning...

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