Obsessing Over Sneak-Peek Pics from Orange Is the New Black Season 2
Pic 1: Mock Job Fair
(L-R) Danielle Brooks, Lin Tucci, Natasha Lyonne, Yael Stone, Jackie Cruz, Emma Myles and Laverne Cox in a scene from Netflix’s “Orange is the New Black” Season 2. Photo credit: Jessica Miglio for Netflix.
Deborah: Taystee doesn't look very happy in her bank teller uniform, but I vote her Most Able to Pass as a Law Abiding Citizen in that outfit. As for Lorna, I got an Andrew Sisters Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy vibe which does not translate to an upwardly mobile career unless she wants to be a carhop at a drive-in restaurant. I had the same reaction to poor Leanne in that whatever-the-hell-color horror show of an outfit. Those shoulder pads extend so wide that she looks like she suffers from microcephaly, a neurodevelopmental disease I discovered when I searched for shrunken head disorder. Not so worried about Sophia who will surely find her way to stardom. She might want to consider hiring Nicky as her agent who looks like she would punch you in the throat if you crossed her. Pantsuits can do that to a gal.
Pic 2: Bloody Piper
Taylor Schilling in a scene from Netflix’s “Orange is the New Black” Season 2. Photo credit: JoJo Whilden for Netflix.
Deborah: Ha! Either that or she went all Jennifer Lawrence in Cold Mountain and decided to rip apart a squirrel for a late night snack. Those vending machines are always on the fritz in prison.
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Pic 3: Red vs. Vee
Kate Mulgrew (L) and Lorraine Toussaint (R) in a scene from Netflix’s “Orange is the New Black” Season 2. Photo credit: JoJo Whilden for Netflix.
Bonus Pic 4 From Instagram: Poussey and Taystee
Vikki: Taystee Poussey. BWAH HA HA! I've never put their names together in that order without a conjunction before and, well, that's some funny stuff right there. All I could think of when I saw this was "Accent a droite, bitch!" and "Don't be fuckin' with Harry Potter!" and then I laughed and laughed because almost a year later, still funny.
Deborah: I bow down to your Taystee Poussey. I mean... I never put their names together either, and I applaud you for doing so. I don't care what they're doing in this shot. I'm just glad they're together again.
That's It. Seriously. That's It. Only Four Photos.
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