Curling: What Would Shakespeare Do?

7 years ago

The Hunters in the Snow

Many famous scholars trace the sport of curling back to the Dutch artist Pieter Breugel’s 1565 painting of people playing with stones on an icy pond. The Hunters in the Snow is just what it suggests: hunters and their dogs returning to their snow-covered village. In the distance, specks of bundled-up skaters rollick and curl.

So as to further my understanding of Olympic curling, I tried staring at this picture for a while. But it was just like watching it on t.v.: I had no idea what was going on.

It’s possible that Bruegel’s contemporary Shakespeare also knew about curling. In his film version of Hamlet, Kenneth Branagh imagined curling as a fave pastime of the king and queen. Inspired by this, I homebaked another one of my great screenplay ideas: a Shakespearean drama about curling.

"Three Broomsticks and a Funeral"

Tag Line:
"The movie that FINALLY explains this random sport"

The Story: Three witches struggle to come to terms with their criminal past: a life of conspiracy and second-degree murder. From their stint at a soup kitchen to their apprenticeship with fashion designer Alexander McQueen, all of their attempts to re-enter society fail miserably. That is, until they discover the sport of curling through a freak encounter with a Scottish supermodel. The underdog "Weird Sisters" pull out their brooms again, but this time in the name of sport. As they navigate the competitive world of curling, the three learn the true meaning of friendship and the awesome power of redemption.

Everyday Shakespeare (Where Bard Meets Life)


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