Top 10 Reasons Morticia is the Ultimate Soccer Mom

9 years ago

(also posted on chickchatradio.com)

Happy Halloween Current and Future Hot Soccer Moms!!

Top 10 Reasons Morticia Addams is the Ultimate Soccer Mom

Morticia

10. She's just nice and kind - to everyone

9. She lives with extended family, and keeps her cool!

8. Her children MIND her

7. Her makeup is always perfect

6. She's thin - and wow - those boobies! She's a MILF. SEXAY!

5. She speaks French, sings Opera, and can Tango

4. She's stylish, suave - that dress w/ dangling arm fabric ROCKS

3. She never ages

2. Her husband ADORES her - puts her on pedestal. And those arm kisses?

1. She has totally won the War on Frumpiness!!

(and as one commenter a couple years said - she does NOT worry about keeping her house clean!!!  : )

See Morticia in action (if I can get this fancy youtube thang to work here -- first time posting...)

All our marriages among kids and extended family living with us should be so HOT HOT HOT!

No, this ain't new -- I've been talking about this every Halloween for 7 years on ChickChat Radio.  But I'm determined to spread the gospel : )

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