(also posted on chickchatradio.com)
Happy Halloween Current and Future Hot Soccer Moms!!
Top 10 Reasons Morticia Addams is the Ultimate Soccer Mom
10. She's just nice and kind - to everyone
9. She lives with extended family, and keeps her cool!
8. Her children MIND her
7. Her makeup is always perfect
6. She's thin - and wow - those boobies! She's a MILF. SEXAY!
5. She speaks French, sings Opera, and can Tango
4. She's stylish, suave - that dress w/ dangling arm fabric ROCKS
3. She never ages
2. Her husband ADORES her - puts her on pedestal. And those arm kisses?
1. She has totally won the War on Frumpiness!!
(and as one commenter a couple years said - she does NOT worry about keeping her house clean!!! : )
See Morticia in action (if I can get this fancy youtube thang to work here -- first time posting...)
All our marriages among kids and extended family living with us should be so HOT HOT HOT!
No, this ain't new -- I've been talking about this every Halloween for 7 years on ChickChat Radio. But I'm determined to spread the gospel : )
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