Prom Dress Smackdown: Twilight vs. Disney Princesses

5 years ago

It's prom season. Remember prom? Remember the dresses? Mine for some reason were always covered in sequins, meaning by the end of the night I'd be bleeding from the armpits and sweating like a pig. But, then again, there was no need for structured undergarments. Yay for the early nineties! Kids these days with their princess- and vampire-inspired dresses don't know what they are missing.

Princess Dresses That Will Make Everyone Cry

Alfred Angelo, I'm looking at you.

It looks like Cinderella took the princess advice!


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Not even the badass new princess could escape this terrible collection.


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The dress that says Stockholm Syndrome!


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The princess who doesn't even need an alternate ending to be sort of sad and pathetic.


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I like to call this one "pumpkin vampy."


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If Mrs. Roper sucked blood. And the kids won't even know who that is.


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In my mind, this one is "Moonlight in I Will Never Let My Daughter Leave the House in This Dress."


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This is my favorite: When Playboy Bunnies Go Bad.


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Prom Dress Smackdown: Vamp or Princess?

Rita Arens authors Surrender, Dorothy and is the editor of the award-winning parenting anthology Sleep is for the Weak. She is the senior editor for

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