Scrolling through promgirl.com today, I witnessed crimes against fashion, not to mention propriety.
I saw perfectly adorable trends like peplums, neons, ruffles, and pastels massacred in cold blood.
I saw highly dubious trends like Dynasty-esque beading, cutouts, ruffles, and the inexplicable (to me, anyway) pageant-ish ballgown look cross the line from tasteless to felonious.
And—oh, the humanity—THE COST. Yes, cold hard cash is the motive for these crimes.
The Bunny Boob
The "Got My Bedsheet Caught in My Beaded Teddy Again"
The Music Box Dancer
The Zipper Stripper
Tony Bowls, $590. (But it's reversible! BARGAIN TIME.)
The Shredded Barbie
The '80s Video Vixen
The Xena, Warrior Prom Queen
The SMH I Can't Even No Just No
In case you've forgotten, this crime wave is not new; check out last year's five worst prom dresses. Was it worse last year or this year? And am I off base about any of these tragedies?