Here are some of the most bizarre Fifty Shades tattoos we could find. You're welcome.
Adorable idea, getting a tattoo of Christian's signature gray tie. But what's it doing around your ankle and on your foot? And is it just me or does the phrase "full frontal nudity" pop into your mind too when you look at that thing?
So apparently Christian's "red room of pain" had so many pretty things to look at in there that this poor soul couldn't choose just one and instead got them all tattooed in a big jumble on her back. It's kind of a hot mess.
Random tattoo I've just had done in honour of the fifty shades of grey trilogy! http://t.co/P00tDDN0— Blane Dickinson (@inkaholic01) June 27, 2012
Why would you get this when your name clearly isn't Christian Grey? And is that your upper arm, or are you just happy to see me?
My 50 shades of grey tattoo ☺ pic.twitter.com/g4vxBXNq— Alley Laters Baby (@dublonde) January 25, 2013
This would be cute if it weren't one of a trillion other "Laters, Baby" tattoos people have gotten everywhere imaginable. Please tell us that's the spot right below your hand we're looking at and not something else, though.
Another interesting choice. Do you like being owned by people? Do you like the artistic look of passport stamps? Why not put those elements together and get it permanently inked on your wrist (there's that wrist again!) where the handcuffs would go? Makes perfect sense to me.
Have you seen (or gotten) any crazy Fifty Shades of Grey tattoos?
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