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16 Things that go through your mind after a sucky haircut

Krissy Brady is a women’s health + lifestyle writer who’s so out of shape, it’s like she has the innards of an 80-year-old. Instead of learning how to crochet, she decided to turn her emotional baggage into a writing career (genius, no?)...

The emotional stages of a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad haircut

Aside from your favorite nail polish being discontinued or accidentally buying the wrong coverup, few things can ruin a girl's day faster than a bad haircut. I mean, a bad hair day is one thing, but a bad hair decade? Sigh. It's a good thing you wore waterproof mascara to the salon, because you're about to go through 16 very important stages of grief (yep, 16).

1. "$#&@$#&@?!?!?!?!!"

The emotional stages of a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad haircut

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2. "It'll grow back… It'll grow back…"

The emotional stages of a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad haircut

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3. "That's it. You're moving."

The emotional stages of a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad haircut

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4. "That time you wondered what it would be like to cut your hair with garden shears? Way better than this."

The emotional stages of a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad haircut

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5. "Good thing you're single."

The emotional stages of a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad haircut

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6. "You're in danger girl."

The emotional stages of a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad haircut

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7. "Where's Pharrell's hat when you need it?"

The emotional stages of a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad haircut

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8. "It's not so bad… you know, when your eyes are shut."

The emotional stages of a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad haircut

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9. You say, "I… love it?" to the hairdresser, while inner you is all…

The emotional stages of a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad haircut

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10. "Well maybe if you… What if you tried… You could always… Nope, your hair is the antichrist."

The emotional stages of a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad haircut

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11. "That time Mom had to cut gum out of your hair? Yep, still better."

The emotional stages of a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad haircut

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12. "Does she get the tip or do you?"

The emotional stages of a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad haircut

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13. "This calls for a mix tape."

The emotional stages of a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad haircut

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14. "Time to grab the wig off the mannequin and haul ass."

The emotional stages of a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad haircut

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15. "That time you were dared to shave your head in college? Still. Better."

The emotional stages of a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad haircut

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16. "How has it not grown out yet?" – You, 12 minutes after leaving the salon

The emotional stages of a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad haircut

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