Could it be just a bit more than they are too cute?
10. A couple times a year these two announce a new million dollar business endeavor that falls off the face of the planet. Embrace Influence this fall. Whatever happened to The Row? Heck, I’m still buying their sparkly eyeliner at Wal-Mart.
9. Who doesn’t love the train wreck Mary-Kate? Let’s vicariously live through her modernistic hobo and witchcraft style complete with coloring our hair white and flaunting pasty white skin. (Can I just say that I love the razzi-photos of her coming out of a tanning salon? Is this one big joke on all of us?)
8. The inspiration they give stylish girls everywhere: tight all-black ensembles, messy tents considered dresses, heavy eye-liner, and desiring a 13-year-old teenage boy’s body before puberty. FashionISta!
7. During their younger days (because they’re so mature and sophisticated these days), the sitcom “So Little Time” on Fox Family made every teenage girl want long, blonde, curly ringlets. Stop. It’s not even worth googling “So Little Time.”
6. Starbucks. The green straw and siren logo on a white cup is the ultimate fashionable accessory. (Keep in mind, though, that venti Frappaccinos with whip are Britney’s thing.)
5. A nice smile with teeth is no longer attractive. We could all update our facial expressions. Pouty lips and bug eyes are tres chic. (Practice in front of the mirror)
4. “I am the cute one, She’s just my sister” is by far the greatest 90’s single ever made.
3. Who hasn’t at one point seen an Olsen film, enjoyed their acting talent and thrown out a quote or two among friends, especially To Grandmother’s House We Go.
2. The twins made robbing the cradle a trendy phenomenon. Countdowns until they turned 18? (We’ll stop it here: statutory rape is not something to joke about.)
1. A thumb’s up and the phrase “You go it dude.” Enough said.
