I
m sure that every one of us, every day, is lost -- utterly lost -- because we don
t know what is sexy. We don
t know where to find the sexy, or what the sexy looks like, or even if we ourselves may qualify. What are we to do without knowledge of the sexy?
Never fear! Victoria
s Secret, purveyor of naughty underthings and highly impractical shoes, is going to tell you exactly what is sexy. They have compiled a list, so we never have to wonder again!
The list was unveiled in New York yesterday by three ridiculously, preternaturally gorgeous Brazilian models, Adriana Lima, Izabel Goulart and Alessandra Ambrosio. So what (or who) is on the list?
Sexiest Musician: Adam Levine (Maroon 5), Shakira
Sexiest Actor: Patrick Dempsey, Halle Berry
Sexiest Athlete: Tom Brady, Maria Sharapova
Sexiest TV Personality: Jay Leno, Shaun Robinson
International city: St Tropez, France
US city: Los Angeles
Car: Ferrari 430 Spyder
Food: Chocolate
Video: Jessica Simpson's "These Boots Are Made for Walkin'"
Sexiest movie ever: Unfaithful, starring Richard Gere and Diane Lane
Allow me to comment. Adam Levine? Yum. Jay Leno? That just makes my skin crawl. Los Angeles? Los Angeles is not sexy, Los Angeles is dirty. And a movie about cheating on your husband? So not sexy. Good movie, but not sexy. But if Victoria's Secret says so, it must be.
The winners in each category were up for debate among the decision-makers. According to spokeswoman Monica Mitro, "Sexy always changes. We looked at self-confidence, humor, presence, achievements."
But Jay Leno? Really?
